Our lives are impoverished enough. To reverse the trend, become a regular reader of Rotten Chestnuts.
I just recently found this blog and have been immersed in the archives. I highly recommend you spend some careful time over there. Pay attention to posts like this one. No shortage of original, useful ideas from Severian. Prepare to have your thoughts provoked.
And buy the damn hat. You can do without Starbucks for a couple of weeks. Let’s make some people nervous.