And now for an impression. I know I’m not supposed to “punch to the right,” lah, lah, lah, (making the handjob motion), but what the fuck.

When I was a kid, impressionists were very popular. Rich Little, Frank Gorshin, guys like that. Some of them were so good they were indistinguishable from the man they were impersonating.

That’s my lead-in, okay? I like the Z Man’s blog, and I listen to his podcasts. He’s entertaining, but no tower of strength. His podcasts, though, with very few exceptions, are hard to listen to. Why do I say this? Well, here’s where my impersonation comes in.

So this is my take on the Z Man, as he is on his podcasts:

“The other day, I was….well, it wasn’t the other day. Actually, it was more like two weeks ago. Anyway, I was listening to this speech by…who is that guy? Jared Taylor? Maybe not him. Someone else I had a beer with at the AmRen Festival..anyway, we had a beer. and…well, wait. It wasn’t a beer. It was that fancy stuff. Brandy? Is that it? Anyway, doesn’t matter. We were having a drink. Right? Anyway, I was listening to this speech, and the guy said that the most important female pop singer of the last thirty years was Stevie Nicks. Wait, was that who he said it was? Maybe it was Christine McVie. No, that’ wasn’t her. Anyway, the point is, that when LIBERTARIANS start telling you who the hottest chicks in rock music were, you know you’re in trouble. Well, maybe not in trouble. But at least you have cause for concern. Because, well. I mean, I’m a busy guy, and I’m in business, and I know for a fact that….well, maybe not for a fact, but I have at least a pretty good idea that someone who’s been chugging Alaska Chaga and scrubbing down with special soap isn’t going to do anything to hurt people on our side of the great divide. Unless they’re Alt Right. Because the Alt Right doesn’t exist anymore. Well, maybe “exist” is a bit harsh. What’s the other word I’m looking for? Ah, well, doesn’t matter. Anyway, the point is…”